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Orders over $50 ship for free in U.S.

Silly people of the world: unite and take over.

Do not give our cards to your Aunt Edith.

We can't believe we get to do this for a living.

You're #1 Birthday Card

You're #1 Birthday Card

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Calm Down Birthday Card

Calm Down Birthday Card

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Hot Mess Card

Hot Mess Card

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New World Order Card

New World Order Card

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Birthday Sinner Card

Birthday Sinner Card

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Eat Brains Birthday Card

Eat Brains Birthday Card

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Booze and Cake Card

Booze and Cake Card

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Wasted Birthday Card

Wasted Birthday Card

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Demon Baby Card

Demon Baby Card

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Vanishing Youth Birthday Card

Vanishing Youth Birthday Card

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Trashy Old Milf Card

Trashy Old Milf Card

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Frank and Midge Birthday Card Card

Frank and Midge Birthday Card Card

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Doesn't Give a Fuck Card

Doesn't Give a Fuck Card

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Farted Birthday Card

Farted Birthday Card

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Birthday Card from Your Dreams Card

Birthday Card from Your Dreams Card

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It's My Cake Day Birthday Card

It's My Cake Day Birthday Card

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Serene Birthday Card

Serene Birthday Card

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Middle of a Fart Birthday Card

Middle of a Fart Birthday Card

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Birthday Duty Card

Birthday Duty Card

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F-ing Rollerskating Birthday Card

F-ing Rollerskating Birthday Card

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Marijuana Birthday Card

Marijuana Birthday Card

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Get High Birthday Card

Get High Birthday Card

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Michael Saxophone Birthday Card

Michael Saxophone Birthday Card

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Your Birthday on Drugs Card

Your Birthday on Drugs Card

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Happy Day Card

Happy Day Card

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Birthday Goals Card

Birthday Goals Card

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Sloshed Birthday Card

Sloshed Birthday Card

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Timmy = Satan Card

Timmy = Satan Card

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Shakespeare Insults Card: Birthday

Shakespeare Insults Card: Birthday

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Jello Shots Birthday Card

Jello Shots Birthday Card

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Sappy Birthday Card

Sappy Birthday Card

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Exhausted F-ing Birthday Card

Exhausted F-ing Birthday Card

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Robbie Doesn't Give a F*ck Card

Robbie Doesn't Give a F*ck Card

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I Will End You Card

I Will End You Card

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Ronald Birthday Card

Ronald Birthday Card

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Gary Birthday Card

Gary Birthday Card

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