Need a funny gift to hand out on ANY special occasion? 

This all-occasion notepad covers the standard holidays, birthdays, and celebrations. Then it adds a BOATLOAD of real occasions that you (and your loved ones) didn't know about, like:

Jan. 12: National Glazed Donut Day
May 1: National Call-in-sick Day
Aug. 24: National Waffle Day
Aug. 10: National Lazy Day
Oct. 9: International Beer & Pizza Day

• 5" W x 7" L
• 40 sheets
• Sturdy matte white paper
• Chipboard backing
• Made in USA